A Business Idea
Hotels often have a selection of films that you can watch for an extortionate fee in your hotel room. And, yeah, they cater for the adult market. They know that a big market for a faceless Trusthouse SleepyTravelInnLodge is the travelling businessman, and that as they usually travel alone that they might be spending the evening on their own, sat in their hotel room craving human company.
So, what better way for the businessman missing his wife and kids to spend the evening than splattering his belly with salty consommé whilst watching Real Wife Sluts IV. But he’ll be frustrated you see as laws in this country mean that he’ll get to see the contorted faces of those involved, but will witness no actual penetration. He’s used his AMEX company card to pay for something as arousing as a late-night C5 drama.
But I think we’re stuck with retarded pornography laws for a while, as society somehow thinks it is wrong for adults to witness sex performed by AIDS riddled drug addicts. So, I’ve found a hole in the market. Why not provide films for a businessman which will appeal to his desires in life and enable him to stave off his loneliness for a while. These films won’t be pornographic, but will directly appeal to our clientele.
Can you imagine how excited a businessman forced to travel to Dundee for a sales conference is going to get when he sees a video entitled “Your Boss Calls You Into His Office And Says Your Work Has Been Excellent” or “Your New Secretary Says She Likes Older Men”.
So, I’ve come up with some opening titles in the range that will titillate and arouse any businessmen found lonely in a Travelodge at night.
- “Is Margaret From Accounts Wearing Stockings?”
- “Man, That’s An Excellent Spreadsheet!”
- “Yes, That Twat From Personnel Has A Tumour”
- “Playing Golf With Middle-Management”
- “Making the Boss Laugh Heartily At The Christmas Meal”
I’m realising that this crazy 21st century has lady businessmen, so I’m trying to think of something that can appeal to them as they’re sat in a hotel room away from their emasculated husband. Right, how about these…
- “Ooh Someone Has Brought Chocolates In”
- “Margaret From Accounts Is Getting Fat”
- “I Can Have Kids Later On In Life And Still Have A Successful Career”
I’m sure we can knock these films out on the cheap. We don’t have to stop here as well, other people use these places. I’m thinking about wedding guests, people cheating on their partners, and men on the run because they “accidentally” killed an old lady.