Saturday, March 20, 2004

Hardcore bah
Hardcore I need the quiz answers
Hardcore GIVE THEM TO ME!
Hardcore WHO IS THE LUNCH BOX LADY? WHO IS THE WD40 HOUDINI? TELL ME
Hardcore now youve gone away like all the others


Hee hee, the answers were of course Liam and Marie.




Thursday, March 18, 2004

Hello! Welcome to the exciting blog game ‘Can you guess who this was?’
All you have to do is guess who the following true stories refer to. Do you have your game sheets ready? Well lets go!

Person 1.
Which dashing young fellow locked himself inside a mutual friend’s house? This fellow couldn’t open the back door from the inside and spent over 40 minutes trapped until I released him by unlocking the door from the outside, with the aid of a 10p piece and a can of WD40. Have you jotted your guess down? Lets go!

Person 2.
This little lady went to the post office yesterday to buy a packing box. Whilst she was trying to pay for it at the counter she noticed a lunch box behind the glass partition. It wasn’t just any old lunch box though, it looked identical to one she had at home; it had the same dancing eskimo, polar bear and penguin on it. She paused for a few seconds.
‘Is that my lunch box?’ she asked the woman serving.
‘I don’t know, is it?’ replied the woman.
‘I think it is’ said our mystery lady.
And it was! The lady in question had gone into the post office TWO MONTHS AGO and left her lunch box in there. Yet, she’d only noticed this when returning to the post office and being faced by the child’s lunch box she’d deserted all them weeks ago. TWO MONTHS!
I think the people in the post office were amused at a grown up lady having such a lunch box.

So, do you have your score sheets complete? Send them to the usual address.


No weekend round up this time. Sorry John.