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I've thought of the very worst film/music match up that you could have.
Can you image if when Spielberg was making Schindlers List he'd decided that the musical score came from Jools Holland and his Rythym & Blues Orchestra.
Why would someone form a band with all the worst instruments ever invented and then play a piano in the worst way imaginable on top of it? Yeah, I fucking love honky-tonk piano and saxophones me.
If badger flu wiped out half of the worlds population and Jools fucking Holland did the music for the documentary, he'd make everyone glad that their loved ones were dead. And wish they'd died too.