Game of choice has moved from CIV 3 to The Sims 2.
It's pretty much like the first one, but with better graphics and some tweaking of the game engine. What I have noticed is that there seems to be rather a lot of sex in it. Each character has some desires that he wants to fulfil in a day, and my character (Chester Winkywash) on one day wanted to
a) Make-out with a Sim called Nina
b) Have woohoo with three different Sims.
c) Have woohoo in a public place
d) Eat some cereal
I don't know what d) actually means in context with the other things, but I'm guessing that it's probably some sort of Viagra laced cornflakes.
I checked the box and found out the game is aimed at kids over 7. Now, you don't actually see penetration but it's pretty obvious from what happens (sheets move and bed bounces around) that some vigorous bangie-bang is taking place. Is this appropriate for kids of 7?

Mum: What's that game you're playing Timmy? Is it little Mario?
Timmy: No mum, it's The Sims. I have to bang three different bitches by the end of the day.
Mum: What?!?
Timmy: Yeah, it's tough. This one won't put out so I'm trying to download the rohypnol buttplug off the internet.

Chester Winkywash has two women on the go. They both seem to have fallen in love with him but Chester is an immoral man. He's scored with one of a set of sisters (and has the other in his sights), and is currently leading the maid along. It's rather sinister how she will scrub the bathroom clean and then be easily led into the bedroom. I think Chester is hoping that she won't charge as much for her cleaning job if she is getting extras. Chester is a very bad man.
You may think that is wrong for me to slate the actions of a computer character that I fully control. But, Chester has red hair and I'm finding it odd that he can have so much luck with the ladies. I'm doing proper scientific research here.
It's no wonder that Chester keeps wandering out into the street in just his underwear. He's just checking to see who is next for the lovin'.
One of the teenage girls in the neighbourhood keeps hanging around as well. I keep asking her to leave, but notice that I have options for "hugs". Is there no end to the depravity? Will Chester's desires soon become
a) Have woohoo with three different generations of the same family
b) Have woohoo with a lady in front of her child's crying face
c) Pay the repairman in fuckdollars
d) Have mutual fellatio with a bozz-eyed chimpanzee

It's heading that way; as I turned it off last night, Chester's desires included owing a hot tub, and one of his fears (that lose points and reduce his lifespan) was to get engaged to Nina.

Chester is a paramedic with access to various substances. He's training to become a doctor - a doctor with the ability to write his own prescriptions. God help those poor Sims.